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I asked her for a little head.

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I slip my fingers inside of her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-then all of a sudden she started going down on me.

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A mailman approaches me with concern in his face.

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After serving one tour in the military, I decided to surprise my family by coming home unannounced

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My friend said she enjoys when people hit on her, and doesn't see why I don't.

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Knowledge is understanding that Trump is destroying the Post Office

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We need mods!!

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I married a pothole once but I had to divorce her.

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Recently, one of the employees at our office was discovered pissing in the coffee and she has been fired.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked her for a little head.	12
[deleted by user]	12
I slip my fingers inside of her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-then all of a sudden she started going down on me.	12
A mailman approaches me with concern in his face.	12
After serving one tour in the military, I decided to surprise my family by coming home unannounced	12
My friend said she enjoys when people hit on her, and doesn't see why I don't.	12
Knowledge is understanding that Trump is destroying the Post Office	12
We need mods!!	12
I married a pothole once but I had to divorce her.	12
Recently, one of the employees at our office was discovered pissing in the coffee and she has been fired.	12